God I wish some people were still in this game, this would be WAY more fun...
Anyway here is my roast...
Alfons, when my sister first met you, she voted for you in a first impressions twist. She claimed that it was because of your, and I quote:"goddamned eyebrows"
However, I am here to prove that she's wrong.
Your real facial hair issue is your pedo moustache:
It looks like you've got a batarang up in there, which we know won't fly on this wiki ;O
Exhibit A (also only exhibit):
Anyways I'm done now.
Eyerolls at past self for shameless whoring to judges.
I hope nobody takes this too personally, it's largely for fun <3
And I also expect people to poke a lot of fun at me too.
I totally have the best roast ever <3
Yay I'm done ^_^