DAY 31 IMMUNITY CHALLENGE ROAST - ALFONS
Seriously, the amount of times you've said to me "I know DB but why" makes me wanna cut my eyes out.
I also think the fact that you want attention so much is overshadowed by the type of attention you want. As Brice would say: all the crayons in your crayon box aren't bright.
Like... Wake the fuck up and start being appreciative.
I don't mean to sound so destructive (well... not really), but you're honestly the most useless human being here.
You're not even here, you're just... here. You're invisible. The only thing you're well known for is MickTescococococococo.
Seriously, you suck at playing Survivor ORGs. I hate to break it to you, but the only reason you won the ORG on the Robinson Expedition wiki is because you pulled an LP and won because everyone around you just sucked more.
What you say when someone gives you a proposition is just absurd: "sounds like a plan!", "might be interested :>", "could you tell me a bit more about it?"
That shit's convincing? Oh you bet.
Whenever I see you, your head is just so stuck up your own arse. I just get the perception that all you do is act all wannabe glamorous. I'll tell you straight forward: I don't find you glamorous or fabulous at all.
Oh my name is Perry, I am 14 years old. I love to Skype with the amazing Chandni! Uhh, we are just amazing together, forever, together...
T'as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d'egouts!
Tu es betes comme tes pieds.
Tu es completement débile.
You suck almost worse than Noah, you lost to LAWRENCE in the Final 3?!?! A 14 year old John Arvin kid from the Philippines.
Well you did win Brian Long's joke of an ORG, but don't get too hyped up about it, because you only beat LP.
Who the fuck even are you anyway? You're literally a waste of space in this season, which was why you were voted out first basically. Not even god knows why you came back.
Your name is like a British version of Stephane, gross!